I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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