Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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