This girl is more easily done than said...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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