just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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