I like to think it a success when the cops are called
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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