do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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