Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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