Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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