I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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