you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
