Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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