so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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