Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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