he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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