I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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