who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
