Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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