Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
My vagina is officially offended.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
