Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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