Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
These tits shall not be calmed
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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