so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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