Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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