Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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