Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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