guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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