a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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