she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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