You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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