i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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