Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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