i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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