Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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