As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
