come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
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Wipe that smile off your face.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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