oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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