HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I didn't notice because vodka
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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