his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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