i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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