My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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