Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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