Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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