I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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