The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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