when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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