i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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