Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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