I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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