eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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