someone owes me an orgasm
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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