okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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