She went from zero to smokin in five shots
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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